Oh my sunscreen, what have you done to me?

I feel like I am on fire ... under the sunscreen.
Oh, how can I go on like this, I wonder ...
Who will look at me now, with this light my fire, kind of look?
My chain is glued to my chest ... can't pull it off.
Why did I think that sunscreen was a good thing?
Those damn commercials, I think ...
Read the label ... where is the warning?
Skin is delicate ... sun is hot ... don't forget to put on SPF 15!!!
Don't leave home without it.